I bought a Lammily! I bought a Lammily!
It’s kind of poignant that it happened over a broken Barbie doll. I’ve never felt comfortable with those tip-toed, big-breasted, doe-eyed things.
I was recently eavesdropping on a conversation between my three-year-old daughter, Libby, and our four-year-old neighbour, Nick, as they played outside. Nick: Do you have a boyfriend?
Mum never let me take sea creatures home from the beach. I remember many tantrums while begging to adopt a hermit crab or urchin.
This. This, this, this:
I’ve always found quotes like this about mother-son relationships a little creepy:
I was out to lunch with a woman who should’ve known better.
My hips have widened, my thighs touch and my belly… well, it’s a mass of wrinkled, puckered and stretched skin.
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